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	<title>Alan Gandy &#187; Humour</title>
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	<description>Writing a load of bollocks for anyone to read...</description>
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		<title>George Best &#8211; Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered&#8221;. Related posts:Steven Wright &#8211; Quote George Orwell &#8211; 1984 Rumble Fish &#8211; Quote


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		<title>Americans and geography&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And Americans wonder why we sometimes make fun of their knowledge of Geography. As if  Miss Teen South Carolina (Caitlin Upton) wasn&#8217;t enough evidence&#8230; Take a close look at this from a US news programme&#8230; Related posts:Whoops! Thorpe Park Security &#8211; are they animals? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad &#8211; what a moron&#8230;.


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		<title>Update on the Cesar Millan training&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/update-on-the-cesar-millan-training/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote recently after acquiring our new dog &#8211; Pepper &#8211; about how we were employing the Cesar Millan training methods for the two books we had bought &#8211; How to Raise the Perfect Dog and Cesar&#8217;s Way. Here&#8217;s a bit of an update&#8230;On the whole, with the odd glitch as you can see &#8211; [...]


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		<title>Is it just me&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/is-it-just-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[get rich quick]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;or is everyone else tired of all the &#8216;get rich quick&#8217; nonsense scattered about the Internet nowadays? I guess with to much time on my hands the other day (it was my birthday coming the next, so I was winding down a bit) I decided to have a little play and threw together this one [...]


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		<title>Thorpe Park Security &#8211; are they animals?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, the heading is a bit harsh I know. But, it&#8217;s no secret that I have a bit of an issue with the professional standards and methods employed by Thorpe Park Security (click to read the original post) after my visit last summer. But, I had to laugh this morning when I stumbled on an [...]


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		<title>Chavtowns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a fantastic website! I&#8217;ve got no work done this morning laughing my way through this &#8211; it&#8217;s a must see website for anyone in the UK. The reviews of various towns around the country are fantastic, highly amusing &#8211; and judging from the places I read that I know, filled with more than a [...]


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		<title>Review of the bible&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A review of the bible on Amazon! Classic stuff&#8230; Predictable plot, but surprise ending, November 18, 2007 This seems to be one of those books people seem to either love or hate. But first with the good points. Impatient readers will be happy to see that the plot gets off with a bang: within the [...]


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		<title>Think about what you put on Facebook&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Post-it</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<title>The autumn collection&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/the-autumn-collection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In response to my latest comment on this blog (and others)&#8230; Here&#8217;s the t-shirt that makes up my very own autumn collection! It reads&#8230; If you feel the need to call me a &#8220;a fu**ing up your arse tosser&#8221; please have the balls to say it to my face instead of hiding behind fake identities [...]


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