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	<title>Alan Gandy &#187; Humour</title>
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	<description>Writing a load of bollocks for anyone to read...</description>
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		<title>The Dragons on Twitter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deborah Meaden]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dragons Dens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan Bannatyne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hilary Devey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Theo Paphitis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret that I&#8217;m not the biggest fan of Twitter, but of late I&#8217;ve conceded and started using it &#8211; largely because I can feed it elsewhere and it doesn&#8217;t require much attention &#8211; and it&#8217;s another means of getting the message out when I do my next charity walk in the spring. However [...]


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		<title>Australian tourism viral email&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/australian-tourism-viral-email/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 11:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tourists]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing some stupid holidaymaker complaints via a link on Facebook this morning reminded me of this viral email that&#8217;s been doing the rounds for some years. It has to be one of my all time favourites&#8230; These questions were (allegedly) posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the [...]


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		<title>Dear Facebook &#8211; Can I have?</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/dear-facebook-can-i-have/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 11:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Blog]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related posts:Think about what you put on Facebook&#8230; Facebook Fake profiles on Facebook&#8230;


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		<title>Colonel Muammar Gaddafi &#8211; a personal tribute!</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/colonel-muammar-gaddafi-a-personal-tribute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 12:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[al-Megrahi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaddafi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Libya]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A must have accessory for every free Libyan racing down the road to Bani Walid in a Toyota Hi-Lux with a heavy machine gun mounted on the back! Go get him boys! Nice to see the back of the murdering bastard after 42 years. Whilst you&#8217;re at it can you please do us Brits a [...]


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		<title>After the Rapture&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/after-the-rapture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 10:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Related posts:Still on a festive note&#8230;


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		<title>Why?</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 10:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re with me when I sleep, you&#8217;re with me when I wake; You&#8217;re with me in the daytime, and with me in the dark; With me in the fields and with me in the park. Not a care for what I say, and not a care for what I do; You&#8217;d be still beside me, [...]


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		<title>George Best &#8211; Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Americans and geography&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/americans-and-geography/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alangandy.com/americans-and-geography/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[American]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Caitlin Upton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And Americans wonder why we sometimes make fun of their knowledge of Geography. As if  Miss Teen South Carolina (Caitlin Upton) wasn&#8217;t enough evidence&#8230; Take a close look at this from a US news programme&#8230; Related posts:Whoops! Australian tourism viral email&#8230; Thorpe Park Security &#8211; are they animals?


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		<title>Update on the Cesar Millan training&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/update-on-the-cesar-millan-training/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dog training]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[review]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote recently after acquiring our new dog &#8211; Pepper &#8211; about how we were employing the Cesar Millan training methods for the two books we had bought &#8211; How to Raise the Perfect Dog and Cesar&#8217;s Way. Here&#8217;s a bit of an update&#8230;On the whole, with the odd glitch as you can see &#8211; [...]


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		<title>Is it just me&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://www.alangandy.com/is-it-just-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[get rich quick]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[website]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;or is everyone else tired of all the &#8216;get rich quick&#8217; nonsense scattered about the Internet nowadays? I guess with to much time on my hands the other day (it was my birthday coming the next, so I was winding down a bit) I decided to have a little play and threw together this one [...]


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